Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai?
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Ek Sawal Puchha
Teacher: “Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Agar Murgiyo Ki Tange Lambi Hogi Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na“
Teacher: “Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Agar Murgiyo Ki Tange Lambi Hogi Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na“
A True Horror Story
At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.
They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.
They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.
The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.
The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”
Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red
Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”
In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red
Tag?”
And The Lights Went Off ….
They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.
They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.
The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.
The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”
Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red
Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”
In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red
Tag?”
And The Lights Went Off ….
Bhagwan Aisi Gil-Friend Sabhi Ko De
Girl-Friend Jaise Hi Date Pe Apne Boy-Friend Se Mili,
To Boy-Friend Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha.
Boy-Friend: “Aaj Tumne Belt Ghutne Par Kyon Bandhi Hai?”
Girl-Friend Muskurate Hue: “Maine Mummy Se Promise Kiya Hai Ki Tumhe Belt Se Neeche Touch Nahin
Karne Dungi“
To Boy-Friend Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha.
Boy-Friend: “Aaj Tumne Belt Ghutne Par Kyon Bandhi Hai?”
Girl-Friend Muskurate Hue: “Maine Mummy Se Promise Kiya Hai Ki Tumhe Belt Se Neeche Touch Nahin
Karne Dungi“
Target Poora Karne Ki Tension Har Kisi Ko Hai
Ek Budhiya Mar Kar Yamraj Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Rote Hue Puchha.
Budhi: “Yamraj Ji, Mujhe Waqt Se Pahle Hi Kyun Utha Liya?”
Yamraj: “Budiya, Dimaag Mat Chaat, March Mein Closing Thi Target Poora Karna Tha“
Budhi: “Yamraj Ji, Mujhe Waqt Se Pahle Hi Kyun Utha Liya?”
Yamraj: “Budiya, Dimaag Mat Chaat, March Mein Closing Thi Target Poora Karna Tha“
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Wo Aayega Ek Din Milne Humse
Seene Mein Zakham Utare Chale Gaye,
Jo Humpe Guzari Guzare Chale Gaye,
Wo Aayega Ek Din Milne Humse,
Naam Uska Hi Pukare Chale Gaye.
Jo Humpe Guzari Guzare Chale Gaye,
Wo Aayega Ek Din Milne Humse,
Naam Uska Hi Pukare Chale Gaye.
Hum Bhi Mohabbat Karte
Yun To Hum Bhi Mohabbat Karte,
Kash Wo Bhi Hum Par Apni Inayat Karte,
Kar Lete Agar Wo Humein Apne Deewanon Mein Shamil,
To Hum Zindagi Bhar Unki Ibadat Karte.
Kash Wo Bhi Hum Par Apni Inayat Karte,
Kar Lete Agar Wo Humein Apne Deewanon Mein Shamil,
To Hum Zindagi Bhar Unki Ibadat Karte.
Tune To Koi Kasar Chodi Na Thi
Tune To Koi Kasar Chodi Na Thi Hame Maarne Mein,
Par Pyar Karne Waale Aasani Se Marte Kahan Hain,
Shuruaat Se Katal Hi To Karte Rahe Ho Mera,
Ab Teri Kaatil Adaon Se Ham Darte Kahaan Hain,
Hogi Na Tujhe Koi Taqleef Meri Vajah Se,
Aise Haseen Vaade Hum Aaj Kal Karte Kahan Hain,
Jee To Karta Hai Tu Jab Tak Jeeye Tadap Tadap Kar Jeeye,
Par Bhagwaan Bhi Saari Dua Poori Karte Kahan Hain,
Chaha To Bahut Tujhe Ek Khuwaab Samajh Kar Bhula De
Par Sanam Tere Diye Jakham Bharte Kahan Hain,
Kabhi Miloge Hamse To Puchega Ek Hi Sawaal
Ye Jameer, Aatma, Mohabbat Bika Karte Kahan Hain
Par Pyar Karne Waale Aasani Se Marte Kahan Hain,
Shuruaat Se Katal Hi To Karte Rahe Ho Mera,
Ab Teri Kaatil Adaon Se Ham Darte Kahaan Hain,
Hogi Na Tujhe Koi Taqleef Meri Vajah Se,
Aise Haseen Vaade Hum Aaj Kal Karte Kahan Hain,
Jee To Karta Hai Tu Jab Tak Jeeye Tadap Tadap Kar Jeeye,
Par Bhagwaan Bhi Saari Dua Poori Karte Kahan Hain,
Chaha To Bahut Tujhe Ek Khuwaab Samajh Kar Bhula De
Par Sanam Tere Diye Jakham Bharte Kahan Hain,
Kabhi Miloge Hamse To Puchega Ek Hi Sawaal
Ye Jameer, Aatma, Mohabbat Bika Karte Kahan Hain
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