Sunday, May 12, 2013
Why Did You Ask If I Am A Santa?
In London, A Customer Asked: “Do You Have Mustard Oil?”
The Shopkeeper Says: “Are You Santa Singh?”
The Guy, Clearly Offended, Says: “Yes, I Am But Let Me Ask You Something,
If I Had Asked For Olive Oil, Would You Ask Me If I Was Italian?,
Or If I Had Asked For Bratwurst, Would You Ask Me If I Was German?,
Or If I Asked For A Kosher Hot Dog, Would You Ask Me If I Was Jewish?,
Or If I Had Asked For A Taco, Would You Ask If I Was Mexican?,
Or If I Asked For Some Irish Whiskey, Would You Ask If I Was Irish?”
The Shopkeeper Says: “No, I Probably Wouldn’t”
The Guy Says: “Well Then, Because I Asked For Mustard Oil,
Why Did You Ask If I Am A Santa?”
The Shopkeeper Replied: “Because , You’re In A Liquor Store“
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