Sunday, July 14, 2013
Matter Of Life And Death
One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer.
Officer: “What’s Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?”
Man In Hurry: “I’m Sorry Officer, But It’s A Matter Of Life And
Death”
Officer: “What Do You Mean”
Man: “You See Officer, There’s A Woman Waiting For My At My House
And I Have To Go To Her”
Officer: “That’s Not A Death Matter”
Man: “It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First“
Officer: “What’s Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?”
Man In Hurry: “I’m Sorry Officer, But It’s A Matter Of Life And
Death”
Officer: “What Do You Mean”
Man: “You See Officer, There’s A Woman Waiting For My At My House
And I Have To Go To Her”
Officer: “That’s Not A Death Matter”
Man: “It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First“
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